At some point in the middle of the night, my desk started to smell vaguely like a ham sandwich with mustard. I have not eaten a ham sandwich with mustard. The only plausible explanation is that I blacked out, made a ham sandwich with mustard, and hid it somewhere very clever. This has been another episode of The Mundane Twilight Zone.

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Better get Mulder and Scully on the case. Could be serious! :ohnoes: