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THE DIRECTRIX LOVES YOU

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Commission drawn by one of  :iconotaku100100:'s artists

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Hey there! What's up? It's me, the Directrix. Thanks for stepping into my holographic entertainment booth! Don't worry - no need for any fancy goggles or intrusive gear. Just sit back and relax! 

There we go. That's a much more calming environment. It's based off your preferences and recent public activity. It seemed like the sort of place you'd want to relax for
five to ten minutes of pleasurable holo-booth time. 

So, am I the real Directrix? Hah hah! You're funny. Nope, I'm a simulacrum of the real one... but trust me, if you ever met the Directrix in real life, she'd be just as kind, perky, and earnest as me! Hee! 

Now, what can I do for you? The Directrix loves you. You should obey the Directrix. Do you want me to dance for you? Maybe I could look up your search history. Would you like that? 

Maybe I could take a look at some of these illicit searches. Hee hee, you're naughty! I like you! You should apply to join the Universal Oversight Commission and help protect your city. Oh, and protect me! Hee hee!

You have
four minutes of holo-booth time left. 

Hey, I've got an idea! How about you tell me a secret.

Any kind! You tell me something you've been hiding. 

Maybe you've been seeing some criminals. Oooh, a wanted poster criminal! A celebrity? Have you seen any of these renegades? Press the red button if that's a yes.

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No? That's okay. How about you just tell me what you want? The Directrix lives to serve you! 

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I loved the sketch just as much as the final version; you can check out the lovely sketch here!  Scrap by phantomdotexe
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Kiborg-Graph's avatar

"My search history", eh?


*looks at the countless 1-2-hour playlists of Russian post-punk music and articles on painless ways to do the oof*


...I need a cuddle. :blue: