Do you think you have fans? Probably not. Therefore, you can imagine the surprise of meeting one.
Imagine Phantom's surprise.
"I am not comfortable with signing documents not yet carefully analyzed by my legal slaves."
"It's an autograph, not-"
"Close your mouth or I will have it closed," said Phantom to her "fan."
The fan began to blush. "C-could... would you be so... so kind as to -"
"Close it?" Said Phantom.